What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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America Votes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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