Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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A fat man on a moped

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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A man walks around a bar.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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