how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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lebron

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Sarah Palin

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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