what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Christians

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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pedophile

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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