Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Animal

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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The NBA lockout

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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