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The white guy did it!

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Jesus wept.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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