Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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