Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Your mother is so fat.

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i like pie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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