Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Chikin nuggets

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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