What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black person in the NHL

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Gay rights

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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anti-joke teehee

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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who farted i did :]

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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