A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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wsde

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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