Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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