Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

You sick fiend

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

pull my finger (farts)

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What is life? Paul.

Anti Joke

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