What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Irish sobriety

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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