- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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