What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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