Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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