- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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