Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Well this is pointless.....

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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