Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

whatdumb and gay stewart price

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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