Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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