- Anti Joke

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.