- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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