- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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