Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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1+2 = 6

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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