Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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