Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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