What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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WNBA

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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