- Anti Joke

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

1+2 = 6

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl