What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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ure mama's so fat

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Matthew Baker

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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