What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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pussy enough said

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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A black man without problems.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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