Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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