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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Women's Rights..

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

knock knock whos there? nobody

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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