Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Neil Lewis

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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The WNBA

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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