- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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