- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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