- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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