What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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One time i was sitting down

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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A kid has no friends.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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