- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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