A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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the WNBA.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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