Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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the WNBA.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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