- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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