Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Your sex life.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Your mother just died.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

I read the terms of service.

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