Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Joesph Triphook.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

I don't get it

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

bangers and mash?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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