Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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