- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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