- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

i killed my family

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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