- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

mikey is cute

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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