- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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