- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

your mama so old, shes dead.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

wanna here a joke? you.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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