What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Lindsay Lohan

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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