- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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