Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What is 9+10? 19

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Gretta has five legs? -no

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

President Donald Trump

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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