- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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