- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Chris is hairy

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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