- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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