- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

So a baby seal walks into a club...

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

White NBA players.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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