- Anti Joke

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Not a joke.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why? Why not?