What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Hello.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

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