- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

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