You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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feminists.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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test

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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