Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

irish man drinking john smiths

Justin Beiber

Your mother is so fat.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Obama.

what's worse then a blowjob?

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