Why did the chicken cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Anti Joke

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